Dork Dads

Being a dork is one of every dad's Main Roles. Dorkhood is a primary way that dad's mortify their children---and mortification is an absolutely necessary developmental hoop for all children to jump through, especially during their emotionally-spastic teenage years.

Frankly, the men in our family are under-performing and/or not taking this seriously. They need to "up their game"--perhaps purchase some dork glasses or grease their hair. One of the fastest routes to dorkdom is to wear---with shorts---black socks and shoes. In addition, a true dork should have glowing white legs.

Uncle Talmage is an outstanding model of this high level of dorkdom. The rest of the males in our family would all do well to study these photos and emulate.