Friday, July 11, 2008

Bail Bondsman Moves In

Right, so Danny has been looking for a renter for his office building. Lucky for us, he found one who is in business with Christ (!!!). Business is booming for Elliot and his divine cohort; apparently they need more space. They are also bounty hunters.

I thought our sins were not so much "payless" as "paid in full" by Jesus, but whatever the case, Elliot and JC let you make payment plans. I'd be the last to rock Elliot's theological boat. He's got guns.

His website reads: "Sin will take you further than you want to go, keep you longer than you want to stay and charge you more than you want to pay." Followed by: "Try Payless Bail Bonds! We will wipe your tears away!"

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